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The Trollhätte Canal is a canal in Sweden. Trollhätte Canal connects the Göta river with the lake Vänern. The canal was opened in 1800. In 2004, the canal was proclaimed a national monument.
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Kampilideva was the second and last king of the Kampili kingdom, succeeding his father, Singeya Nayaka III in 1300 AD. His son, prince Kumara Rama helped him wage wars against the Kakatiya dynasty of Warangal, the Hoysala Empire, and the sultan of Delhi, Muhammad bin Tughlaq. Kampilideva and his son Kumara Rama died battling the forces of Muhammad bin Tughlaq.
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The Alliance of Democrats for Integral Development is a political party in Togo.
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